[Intro]
Fuckin' turn it up cunt
Yeah, that's it, fuckin' oath
Cunts
Fuck off cunt

[Verse 1]
I'm a cunt from way back, yes, I'm the original
Not political, this is more analytical
Like myself, I approach your girlfriend with stealth
Like the magazine, comin' off so clean
Because I'm keen, no other meanin', it's obscene
If you're not around, well then I'm goin' straight down
I'll take you to town based on my pleasure island
While I'm makin' love, your girlfriend's seein' sirens
Firin' in all cylinders, seein' flashes
When you're out of town, it's to my place as she crashes
Sittin' on my face, she said you'd be furious
She also told me that she was bi-curious
So I said "Next time, why don't you bring a mate?"
And right before she came, she said "It's a date"

[Hook]
"I got your back, but you're best to watch your front"
'Cause Hunter's in front, and I'm a cunt
"I got your back, but you're best to watch your front"
'Cause Hunter's in front, and I'm a cunt

[Verse 2]
Such a cunt like Tony Liberatore
I'm the kind of cunt, I'd even make a whore pay
Your way of mine, don't cross the line
'Cause I'm even worse when I'm drunk on the cheap wine
Sometimes I snap, go out for vandalism
And other times, I'll just diss you to the rhythm
Prison couldn't hold a cunt like me
Not likely, 'cause I direct shit like Spike Lee
But this ain't a movie, (Cunt) this is real life
I'd fuck your wife just to cause you some strife
I've done a lot of cunty things
And out of cunts you know, you know, I'd be the king

[Hook]
"I got your back, but you're best to watch your front"
'Cause Hunter's in front, and I'm a cunt
"I got your back, but you're best to watch your front"
'Cause Hunter's in front, and I'm a cunt

[Verse 3]
One thing I do, and this is true
I'm sometimes a cunt to all of my crew
You know, the usual stealing of beers
And I'm known as a cunt amongst my peers
They say "Hey, cunt" when I answer the phone
They say "Where's Scotty?" I say "The cunt's not home!"
I say "Where are you cunts and what are you cunts doin'?"
And when I'm pissed off, they say "Hunter, the cunt is spewin'"
No one'll do it, your sister, I be screwin'
In the loo and, and I guess that you knew I'm
Not lookin' for a crew but I know it's true
That you are a fucking cunt too